Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. Before he played in Dark Funeral he played in a blackened death metal band called Satan's Disciples, and he has a side-project called Wolfen Society, who released an MCD "Conquer Divine" in 2001, although difficulties with No Fashion Records hindered its success. Episode 1023: Rage Against the Machine How is that possible? And now: the Dark Shadows View-Master set is proud to present the craziest show on Earth, in three dimensions. Elizabeth is cursed and Julia is vampire-bitten, so they organize an intramural spookiness competition. Judith’s come home from the nuthatch, which means trouble for Trask, in a well-loved plot twist of a kind that Dark Shadows doesn’t really do anymore. They’ve got him surrounded. Episode 371: Damn the Torpedoes Quentin and Maggie suddenly find themselves desperately in love with each other for no particular reason, just like every other soap opera couple. This fixes everything. It’s another Dark Shadows pre-emption Christmas special, where we discuss The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Julia is a rock star. Episode 218: Madman with a Box For his next trick, the Great Nicholas turns his lovely assistant Angelique into a prune. Worried about the possibility of Minerva’s ghost haunting Collinwood, Evan and Trask make a brilliant plan: conjure up a decoy ghost! Roger talks to Willie, Jason, Sheriff Patterson and Dr. Woodard. Barnabas gets caught trying to spring the wolf man out of jail, plus somebody stole his magical hand. We finally get what we want — Barnabas, Julia and Quentin, all in the same room, with Angelique waiting back at Collinwood. Episode 937: The Predator We spend a whole episode looking for Vicki, and when they get up to her room, she isn’t even there. Episode 406: Unbreak My Heart I’m glad you like the blog! Episode 554: Fresh Blood Episode 1057: Infinite Jest Once again, the slow progress of Barnabas’ moral development skids off the highway and into a tree. A new kid blows into town, calls himself Alexander. For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, which shall be to all my people.”. Ben stands by as Angelique delivers another spontaneous TED talk about how awesome she is. Born as Kal-El on the dying planet Krypton, his parents Jor-El and Lara sent him in a rocket to the planet Earth where he would be the last surviving member of … Episode 1105: The Burning Question Episode 684: Barnabas Collins and the Mysterious Ghost Everybody waits around for something that isn’t going to happen. Episode 504: The Ladykiller An inspector calls, but everyone’s too busy incriminating themselves to call back. For months, they’ve been scrambling around each other, and it’s time to bring this era of the show to a close. We come back to the present day, exactly where we left it four months ago. Episode 717: Mommy Weirdest Elizabeth enters the Age of Aquarius with a visit to the local astrologer, who’s determined to explain all the things that he isn’t. Carolyn has a post-biting exit interview. The ghost of Daphne Harridge scatters journals and toy boats and hypnoclothes around the house, enchanting everyone but me. It’s a pre-emption day, so we watch another episode of the 1991 revival series. His abilities include incredible super-strength, super-speed, invulnerability, freezing breath, flight, and heat-vision. Episode 321: What We Talk About When We Talk About Ghosts A performance art piece in one act. Of course you don’t raise your children yourself. Episode 245: Tragic Malady Episode 468: The Odd Couple Episode 739: Another Weird Afternoon Quentin tells Amanda that he loves her. Episode 459: Nathan Forbest Must Die The Leviathan story is tanking, so the producers throw together an emergency episode that retcons the last six weeks and still doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Episode 1000: Back From the Death Before it’s too late, we circle back to take one last look at The World of Dark Shadows, and the poetry it unleashed upon an unsuspecting fandom. Episode 781: The Hunt Jeb Hawkes, the dark angel of Altamont, says: Please allow me to introduce myself. Episode 520: What Dead People Do Episode 422: Confining Women And just when all hope is lost: Julia Hoffman, expressing the sentiment “you have made the wrong parallel-dimension life choices” through the medium of a fire iron to the back of the head. It’s time for another Great Moment in Monster Medicine. Don Briscoe reappears on the show as the deeply unromantic Tim Shaw, which means it’s time for our backstage guessing game: Did He Fall, or Was He Pushed? Dark Shadows goes just about as crazy as they possibly can, presenting a Black Mass wedding ceremony, which is interrupted by a werewolf kill. Glad to see somebody pick up the torch since it was one of my favorite shows as a child. Gerard changes his mind, David needs to change his clothes, and somebody needs to clue Maggie in on what’s going on. Episode 598: The Great Sproat Caper Episode 760: Light Fuse and Get Away Heaven must be missing an angel, because here she comes: Daphne Harridge, going undercover as an alive person. Episode 882: The Don’t Sleepover This is not the appropriate team spirit. Adam, Joe, Tom and Jeff are displayed on a sacrificial altar, as Julia performs the ritual that ends the tyranny of turtlenecks forever. Episode 773: The Persecution and Assassination of Minerva Trask as Performed by Tim Shaw Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade Episode 539: Grieve a Little Grieve Handsome, moody serial killer Chris Jennings is caught in an awkward social situation that can only be resolved in pain and blood. Episode 879: Old Business Quentin struggles to cope with his most cunning enemies: props, dialogue and doorframes. In today’s episode, time-twisted Victoria Winters is on trial for her life, while Barnabas stands outside and makes animal noises. It’s day 3 of our continuing coverage of Barnabas Collins In a Funny Vein. Another chapter in the aeons-old war between the ancient slime gods and their sworn enemies, the werewolves. April 1967 Introduction: Satan's Favorite TV Show Barnabas Collins appears at the White House to frighten underprivileged children. X1: What Does Barnabas Say After He Bites a Girl? Barnabas and Carolyn are exiled from Collinsport for a week, to promote a movie they don’t like. Jealous? Maggie falls in love with Barnabas, David and Amy are possessed by demons, and Collinwood falls under the sway of one of the Beatles, probably George Harrison, in the Paperback Library novel Barnabas Collins Versus the Warlock. Strange Paradise, Episode 1: Dry Ice Burns Not this balcony, naturally; I mean the balcony in the theater next door. Cassandra ages to a crisp. Somebody’s going around perforating cows, and Jason’s going to get to the bottom of it. Gerard explains the sum of the substance, and other matters of importance. Barnabas and Magda huddle in a cave, trying to persuade a magical severed hand to fly across town and heal the sick. And meanwhile, in 1986, New Jersey Network cancels Dark Shadows, and it is ruined and gone forever. Police are looking for a tall, dark man with a limited vocabulary and an even more limited wardrobe. Episode 592: And the Walls Fell Down Episode 365: Closing Time Obviously. Put-upon Angelique struggles with those stubborn post-murder-attempt bloodstains, and then who should come along but her mother-in-law! With Barnabas and Quentin abandoned by the show, we check in with the Paperback Library gothics, to see what they plan on doing with the characters they’ve inherited. Episode 428: Duel It Yourself Barnabas leads them through the mysteries that will make them respond. It doesn’t last. Paperback Library offers an intimate look at Jonathan Frid, at work and at play, in Barnabas Collins: A Personal Picture Album. Episode 844: Those Meddling Adults Episode 663: Being This Way Again Episode 783: A Helping Hand Episode 745: Rendezvous at the OK Corral It’s that simple! Also, she talks to candles. Two fun things I thought of while Sheltering in Place and watching Dark Shadows. Episode 1148: After This Afternoon It’s time for a showdown. Episode 961: Protagonizing There’s a high stakes, dramatic cliffhanger that can be resolved with three words, and Barnabas trips up on word two. Sorcerian: "Gross." Episode 951: Into Darkness Episode 974: Your Declining Days Adam’s got new things to say, and a new vocabulary to say them with. Dirk Wilkins puts on a one-man show about revenge, secrets and little pulsing things. Dr. Julian Hoffman offers some dream analysis, as Jamison wakes up with a fantastic idea for half a poem. I think I based the man I married from the dark eyes and dark hair!! Maggie is found alive on the beach, and Dr. Woodard comes up with a crazy idea: tell everybody she’s dead, and hope for the best. As Apollo 11 reaches the moon, we watch another episode of the 1991 Dark Shadows revival, and try to figure out why the show fizzled on the launchpad. Another governess arrives at another house, filled with romance and furniture and terrible secrets. 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